Everyone always days that when they’re on their computer, they sit there with a straight face regardless of what they’re thinking or seeing or typing, but I’m over here sobbing and laughing and screaming IRL feeling like a freak because “wait most people don’t do this?”
I am completely aware that the background of my blog is flashy and distracting and I am not sorry.
what the hell
Florida: don’t leave crayons or chapstick in the car because they won’t melt, they will liquefy.Actually, also don’t leave your Ipod in the car because it will catch on fire. You know what, don’t leave anything in the car because it will be baked like it was in an oven because that is what cars in florida are. They are ovens. Oh, and I hope you don’t mind all of the leather on your car dashboards cracking because that shit happens fast.
not like in a few years like the first summer you have your car all of the good in it will be deep fried by the sun and humidity