when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
i'm never goin back the past is in the past
His tattoo translates to ‘faggot’. WHY
Because i am one.
“Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour, and it can never be used to hurt you.”
-George R.R Martin.
beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
navy recruiter: son do you want to join the us navy
me: well, gee, sir, I don’t think so
navy recruiter: what is holding you back
me: I dont have any muscles
navy recruiter: thats is ok. we have many fishing boats in the us navy fleet that can fish for the mussels. mussels are a homophone of muscles and, thus, this joke can be formed. for more info on homophones, here is the wikipedia entry
if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything
Apple? Say apple.